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Numerous minor characters on the "Burnhounds vs Shockodiles" merch print. (Chapter 5, Page 29)

This page is a list of minor characters in the webcomic Paranatural. Minor characters are those who play a very brief and minor role in the story, normally only appear in the background, and/or do not have enough information on them to justify an article. If you feel that a character has become relevant enough to have their own article, feel free to remove their section from here and create one.

Mayview Middle School Students[]

Angry Band Kid[]

AngryBandKid Ch5Pg29

Chapter 5, Page 29

Stand up straight, Simmons, you're more bent out of shape than your sorry excuse for an instrument. Fitzgerald, a limbless chimp could play a better triangle than you.

The angry band kid (dubbed as such in the alt text of Chapter 1, Page 39 and Chapter 5, Page 30) is a student with brown curtained hair and glasses who appears to be a part of the school band. On Chapter 4, Page 31, he can be seen carrying a black guitar case. During gym class in Chapter 5, he is assigned to the Shockodiles, where he becomes the first to get hit and subsequently brought back into the game by the Golden Switch. He is later shown exclaiming in horror after seeing a Hijack-possessed Jeff Flavors tear off a fellow student's arms.

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Ball Golem[]

Ball Golem Ch5Pg30

Chapter 5, Page 30

Ball Golem Ch5Pg72

Chapter 5, Page 72

Buddy, you couldn't PAY me to play opposite to that veiny freakenstein. Meetcha on the bleachas, burphounds! WOOP WOOP! Ha ha because I'm terrified
— The Ball Golem to Max Puckett (Chapter 5, Page 73)

The Ball Golem (dubbed as such on the alt text of Chapter 5, Page 31 and Chapter 5, Page 79) is an eccentric student who covered herself in tape prior to the Hitball game in order to ensure that she would never be eliminated due to none of the balls hitting the ground.

During the game, she ends up being taken out by Max Puckett, who hits her in an open spot where Isabel Guerra had previously stolen a ball. After Hijack's defeat, several students on the bleachers take the remaining balls attached to her, much to her dismay.

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Chick Magnet Kid[]

Minor Characters- Chick Magnet Kid

Chapter 5, Page 29

The Chick Magnet Kid is a student with green eyes and blonde hair, with a long wavy lock falling over his forehead. He appears in the background numerous times, such as when he puts his arms around two girls in Chapter 1 and making an amused face when overhearing Stephen's interrogation of Jeff in Chapter 4. During the Hitball game in Chapter 5, he is assigned to the Shockodiles and is knocked out of the game when Max jumps off of him to dodge a ball. He's later seen in the School Store standing by the jukebox.

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Doors Suck Kid[]

Doors Suck Kid Ch5Pg29

Chapter 5, Page 29

Prior to his official debut in the comic, Zack Morrison posted several drawings depicting a gijinka version of the villain Nightmare Knight from Cucumber Quest (which can be found here, here, and here), and its design appears to have been used as a student during the Hitball game. His shirt appears to be a reference to page 596 of Cucumber Quest, in which Nightmare Knight is shown wearing a very similar shirt.

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Fitzgerald[]

Fitzgerald Ch5Pg29

Chapter 5, Page 29

Why would we ever throw it at the other team then, Coach Oop?

Fitzgerald is a student with curly, brown hair and glasses who appears to be a part of the school band, playing the triangle. After Max Puckett walks through a collection of spectral vines in awe at school, Fitzgerald can be seen snickering towards him with Simmons behind Violet's locker. During gym class in Chapter 5, he is assigned to the Shockodiles.

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Serge's Associates[]

Student Council Members Ch5Pg190

Chapter 5, Page 190

As a high-ranking member of the Student Council, Serge has two followers who appear to take orders from him and await his command. The blonde one is a girl, according to a tweet from Zack.

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Simmons[]

Simmons Ch5Pg29

Chapter 5, Page 29

I think it's cool that he levitates!
— Simmons regarding a normal kid Chapter 5, Page 32

Simmons is a student with blond hair and eye-obscuring bangs who appears to be a part of the school band, playing the tuba. During gym class in Chapter 5, he is assigned to the Burnhounds, where he can be seen complimenting one of his teammates on their ability to levitate. Later on, he can be seen smiling down towards an embarrassed Ed Burger after the latter unnecessarily shields Isabel Guerra from an incoming dodgeball.

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The Twins[]

Bald Twins Ch5Pg39

Chapter 5, Page 39

Bald Twins Ch5Pg84

Chapter 5, Page 84

The twins are two bald children in the seventh grade who can often be seen in the background of Mayview Middle School. They share Max Puckett's classes with Mr. Starchman and Coach Oop. In a Twitter post by Zack Morrison, it was revealed that they were created as a joke to themselves after drawing two laughing, stick figure-like characters in the background of Chapter 1, Page 39.

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Webcomics Sports Anime Kid[]

Webcomics Sports Anime Kid Ch5Pg29

Chapter 5, Page 29

FORBIDDEN ARTES! FIERCE DEMON THROW RISING REVENGEANCE!!
— The Webcomics Kid while throwing a ball at Jeff Flavors (Chapter 5, Page 64)

The webcomic(s) sports anime kid (dubbed as such in tweets from Zack) is a student with bright, multicolored, spiky hair and eyebrows who wears a teal shirt depicting the word "WEBCOMICS". He originally appeared in some comics by Zack about a hypothetical webcomic sports anime ([1] [2] [3]). On Chapter 5, Page 64, he attempts to hit Jeff Flavors after Isabel Guerra distracts him, but is eliminated after he catches it. After Jeff's defeat, he is among those who jump off the bleachers to attack him. Following Coach Oop's return, he can be seen throwing his shirt around in the locker rooms. This appearance was originally drawn as Johnny.[1]

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Mayview Middle School Staff[]

Cafeteria Staff[]

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Chapter 5, Page 91-92

Here, hon, have an extra warmdog on the taxpayer.
— The redheaded worker to Isaac O'Connor Chapter 5, Page 139)

There are four known workers at the school's cafeteria who cook and serve food to the students. One of them appears to be acquainted with Mr. Garcia; when he compliments her looks while getting food, she responds that "[they] both know [she's] not [his] type".[2] On January 21, 2016, Zack Morrison tweeted a sketch of some of the school staff which included the cafeteria workers.

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The Receptionist[]

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Chapter 5, Page 274

Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am? You have to sign in.
— The receptionist to Mina Zarei (Chapter 5, Page 274)

Mayview Middle School's receptionist has blonde hair pulled back in a bun and wears a purple dress shirt. Upon entering the school to search for Hijack, Dr. Zarei is stopped by the receptionist, who tells her to sign in and asks her for the reason behind her visit. After Zarei replies that she's there to pick up her son named "Jack", the receptionist happily waves as the spectral returns to her mission. On January 21, 2016, Zack Morrison tweeted a sketch of some of the school staff which included the receptionist.

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The School Nurse[]

Minor Characters- School Nurse

Chapter 5, Page 91-92

W-wait, you can't leave ye--MY BACK!
— The School Nurse to Max (Chapter 5, Page 101)

The school's nurse is a bald older gentleman wearing glasses and a pink shirt under his white coat. Max is taken to his office for his broken arm in Chapter 5, where the nurse puts it in a blue sling. He is rather feeble, as his back cracks at an extreme angle when he stands up to try to stop Max from leaving the nurse's office. On January 21, 2016, Zack Morrison tweeted a sketch of some of the school staff which included the school nurse.

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Baxborough[]

Doghouse[]

WHAT?! That's not what we do! If there's an obstacle, we find a way around it! You goin' bones on me, bro?!
— Doghouse to Max (Chapter 1, Page 55)

After being trapped in a storage closet, Max Puckett is called by Doghouse, who has been informed that Max is "all moved in and sending [Sam] mopey text messages". After asking him about the local parkour scene and learning that Max has been trapped in a closet, Doghouse encourages him to take initiative and break down the door, which Max proceeds to do with a nearby baseball bat.

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Sam[]

Sam Ch1Pg11

Chapter 1, Page 11

rofl! Same old max... but do YOU like it?? :/
— Sam to Max via text (Chapter 1, Page 11)

Sam is Damien's Sister, one of Max Puckett's friends from Baxborough, and the first person he texts upon settling down in his room at the Corner Store for the first time. After he passes out mid-conversation, Sam texts him again the next day as he rides his scooter to school, causing him to trip over a railing and fall on Johnny Jhonny. Four days later, Mr. Puckett mentions to Max that Sam and Damien's parents had informed him of "some sort of gladiatorial deathmatch going on at the local zoo".

She also appears in a flashback Max has to his life in Baxborough after falling off the Ghost Train. According to Max, she and Damien frequently go to the Hole Pit to skate and were going to teach him how to "not fall" and "do sick flips on' grinds"[3].

Max texts her once more in Chapter 8 to notify her and her brother of his hitball injury. Coincidentally, they too broke their arms in a "secret handshake R&D catastrophe"[4].

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Other Humans[]

Amy Chen[]

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Chapter 4, Page 96

Ghosts and ghouls and spirits...I'm not part of that world...so I need you both to let her into yours!
— Amy Chen to Francisco Guerra and Richard Spender (Chapter 7, Page 26)

According to a comment from Zack Morrison, Isabel Guerra's mother is Chinese and her father is Hispanic, making Isabel's ethnicity "really the only plot-relevant ethnicity in the comic". On Chapter 4, Page 96, two people fitting this description can be seen hovering over Isabel with Ed after her accident; one is later confirmed to be Mr. Guerra, indicating that the other is Isabel's mother. After Isabel completes her story, one of the aspects Eightfold questions her about leaving out is her parents. Isabel's mother is seen further in Chapter 7, revealing her name as well as her occupation as a nurse. She tends to Isabel's (stated but not actual) bruise, asking her to "tough it out" as she needs to get to work. Upon seeing Isabel glancing to the side at Mr. Spender and Francisco, she chides her ghostly father-in-law while hitting him with a possessed ladle. She admits that she can't see spirits, so she needs him to let Isabel in more on that side of things, as well as treat her better as she admires him. As Isabel is packing her things for the camping trip Spender invites her on, Amy gets reassurance from Spender that it isn't too much trouble and that Isabel would be "safe and edutained" with him.

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Bill Spender[]

Minor Characters- Bill Spender

Chapter 7, Page 36

For handshakes in the FLESH, well...my campaign takes cash and checks.
— Bill Spender addressing gala attendees (Chapter 7, Page 36)

Bill Spender, first seen in Richard Spender's flashbacks, is Mayview's mayor and Richard's estranged father. One of his financial backers is Dave Jones. During Spender's flashback, Spender has to sneak into a gala Bill is hosting in order to retrieve his items for a campout. At the gala, Bill introduces Dave Jones to the crowd and invites the crowd to take pictures with a cutout he's set up in the middle of the room.

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Cops[]

Minor Characters- Various Cops

Chapter 6, Page 37

A few members of the police force, with Harriet Henchman as their captain and Dave Jones as their chief. One unmasked member has brown hair and square glasses with the word "Cop" on their vest, while another has brown hair and a goatee, a pink shirt undone at the collar, and a vest with "The Fuzz" written on it. They burst into Lavish Price's home after Dave, in the mascot suit, reveals himself as a cop and places her under arrest. All of the police force, Captain Henchman included, are fully involved in Dave's corruption, as they set up a fake corporation and rigged auctions to "legally" obtain Ritz's bitcoins. They also gush over his vampirism, as the "Cop" vested cop begs to be turned for both a reward and for punishment while most of the cops present their necks and blush.

The two unmasked cops appear in a brief flashback as Paige charms and/or threatens them into revealing Dave's plan to send her and her cohorts after the West Hill Horror. They also appear as Cody Jones's guards at Dave's mansion, whom he tricks into giving him a ride to the PTA meeting, chastising them for their vampire obsession the whole way.

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Doctors Burger[]

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Chapter 5, Page 144

Whatever happens when the creature wakes...I fear we may deserve.
— Dr. Gwen Burger to Boss Leader (Chapter 7, Page 6)

The Doctors Burger are briefly alluded to in Chapter 5 by Agent Day during her conversation with Mina Zarei at the Mayview Mini Mall, where she mentions their disappearance as one of the mysteries she came to Mayview to investigate. The closer doctor appears to share Ed Burger's spectral energy color, as well as having glasses and hair bearing resemblance to his. Ed themself currently lives at Francisco Guerra's dojo due to their parents' disappearance. Ed's mother reappears in Chapter 7 in the Dream Hub as a shadowy purple blob and overgrown hair. She's given the subtitle "Dr. Gwen Burger" and talks to Boss Leader about both her and a dangerous spirit's imprisonment. She notes that while the spirit is dangerous, both she and Boss Leader also fit under that description. When Richard Spender and Mina Zarei enter her room, she cheerily greets them, asking how long it had been since she'd last seen them. She learns that she's been missing for 3 years, and responds that she's lost track of how different time is where she's trapped. As she talks about her husband, she notices an infant Ed on Richard's shoulder and is stunned. After her attempt to hold Ed results in the infant reeling back to Spender out of fear, she rationalizes Ed's actions, and rebukes Spender when he asserts that he'll be the one to rescue her single-handedly. She tells him to enjoy his youth and let the adults handle their messes, although she refers to Mayview as "Clayview" and refers to an "Agent Summers" that sets Spender on edge. When the nearby dreaming wight attacks the group by pushing down on the edges on the dream, Gwen urges Spender to run, but Mina races back to get information from her while everyone else is out of earshot. Gwen tells the young spectral that the answers to her questions lie in the fact that the attacking creature is a wight, and after conceding that the both of them are already too involved, pleads with her to not face it alone. Once Texas yanks Mina out of the dream room, Gwen steps outside of the soundproof bubble to signal Boss Leader, who ends the dream, imploring Gwen to "hold on a little longer". During Mina's interrogation of Boss Leader, she asserts that the Burger parents were researching wights, a fact Boss Leader neither confirms nor denies.

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Shred Eagle[]

Minor Characters- Shred Eagle

Chapter 5, Page 178

Shred did all KINDS of cool tricks..."and he didn't do drugs!" Dude was my hero.
— Max regarding Shred Eagle (Chapter 5, Page 178)

Shred Eagle was the star of a show called "Shred Eagle Extreme" that played on public syndication in Baxborough during Max's childhood. Shred constantly wore a snapback hat backwards and at an angle such that it only covers about half of her square-shaped hair. She, however, used to have dreads during her surfing career, which she quit when she moved inland to focus on a public access TV career, which included her show[5]. According to Max, the show consisted of Shred and her friends doing stunts such as flips and jumps in an area called Neo Pittsburgh and included fighting evildoers and "game show elements", but was cancelled after "some gruesome accident on set"[6] which involved the "crew and co-stars being messily dismembered and devoured" [5]. The stuntwoman is the reason Max and his friends got into parkour, as they would use a loophole in her advice on not trying her stunts at home in order to attempt them in more dangerous places. Max says to Alex in the school store that "to this day, [he] aspire[s] to be half the stunt champ Shred Eagle was"[6]. Shred Eagle is revealed to be an agent of the Cousinhood of Man, who since the gruesome accident has gone instead by the name of Shred.

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The Henchmans[]

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Chapter 6, Page 1

You think you can just WAKE UP ONE DAY and have a VIABLE CAREER as a STAGE MAGICIAN, travelling the world, escaping the mundane for an hour each night, conjuring rabbits from hats, ribbons from sleeves, and smiles on children's faces? NO!!
— Harriet Henchman to Stephen (Chapter 6, Page 1)

Stephen has a mother, father, and baby sibling who make their debut at the beginning of Chapter 6. His mother is a police captain named Harriet Henchman who has failed dreams of becoming a professional magician. She dislikes Stephen's obsession with conspiracy theories and believes that he is a delinquent who should get a "real job". She later raids Lavish Price's house along with her co-workers, but doesn't notice her son in the area as he flees after spotting her. Her magician aspirations lead to Lavish's escape from custody since she was cuffed with Easy-Escape magic handcuffs. Stephen's mom arrives home with a Magician's Kit for Stephen at the end of the day, walking in on his botched attempt to hide the dog and the rope he escaped out his window with (which makes it look like he's pulling a rabbit out of a hat and holding a bunch of tied scarves), and she gushes at the sight. For reasons unknown, Stephen appears to sport the same scar as his mother and baby sibling.

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Ghosts[]

Crush[]

Our lives for the targets!
— Crush recapturing a rogue spirit (Chapter 4, Page 6)
Zarei Attends to Dojo Ghost

Chapter 5, Page 4

Crush is a student of Francisco Guerra's Dojo. He is seen training with Isabel Guerra, Scabs and other students and eagerly assists in recapturing a loose spirit when Francisco destroys the target it was residing in. In Chapter 5, Mina Zarei is summoned to the Dojo to tend to Crush's spirit bite and has a discussion with him on how he doesn't have legs due to being a ghost and how that information isn't new. The salve Zarei uses is noticed by Isabel and she attempts to steal it; Zarei notices this and convinces Isabel to show her the bite wound the Vile Spirits gave her previously, allowing her to take the wound and remotely fix it.

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Faculty Ghost[]

It's eating ghosts and spirits! Slurping them up like spectral spaghetti! Please, young lady! Have a heart!
— Faculty Ghost to Isabel Guerra regarding the Ravenous Gobbledygook (Chapter 1, Page 40)
Minor Characters- Teacher Ghost

Chapter 1, Page 40

The Faculty Ghost is a balding, glasses-clad ghost that roams Mayview Middle School. He seeks out Isabel Guerra in Chapter 1 to warn her about the Ravenous Gobbledygook on the second floor and to seek her assistance. When Isabel asks him what his spectral powers allow him to do, he reveals that he can make butterflies with them. Isabel promises the ghost that she'll deal with the issue once she retrieves her tool. After the bat spirit is defeated, the Faculty Ghost is present as part of the spiritual ensemble that Max is now able to fully see.

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Spirits[]

General Emerald[]

Generalemerald

Chapter 4, Page 140

YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED MY TEN LIEUTENANTS, BUT CAN YOU DEFEAT... ONE YOURSELVES...?!
— General Emerald to Isaac and Ed (Chapter 4, Page 140)

General Emerald is a minor antagonist whose defeat by Isaac O'Connor and Ed Burger on the Ghost Train happens almost entirely off-screen. After they defeat his ten lieutenants, General Emerald has the two fight against their gem clones; after defeating them, Isaac has a tearful goodbye with his clone, who had begun to develop emotions as he dies in his arms. Afterwards, Ed and Isaac meet up with a ghost on top of the train who dissipates upon learning that the General had been defeated.

General Emerald also appears in a collage of scenes during Spender, Zarei, and young Isabel's camping trip, fighting the three alongside a Clone of Spender, implying that he has lived on the Ghost Train for at least 6 years and that creating Emerald Clones of others is one of his primary powers as a Spirit.

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Night Lamps[]

Night Lamps

Chapter 1, Page 38

Night lamps are a species of spirits which resembles darkened, black paper lanterns with purple orbs attached to their bottom openings. They make their first appearance in Mr. Spender's office, where he explains that they are "shy little spirits" and will only reveal themselves when it is dark.

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Subterranean Insect Spirit[]

Minor Characters- Large Subterranean Insect Spirit

Chapter 4, Page 105

The Subterranean Insect Spirit is a spirit encountered by Max when he was kicked out of the Ghost Train by the Vile Spirits in Chapter 4. It has a black body, a red, star shaped eye that extends inwards like a gash, a massive zipper, and six spiked, segmented legs. Max hits one of the spirit's legs after his eviction from the train, and the spirit responds by lifting him onto its roof and making sure he stays on. After doing this, the insect spirit disappears upwards into the soil.

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Hitbox[]

Toolbox

Chapter 5, Page 109

Hitbox is a spirit who is able to manipulate objects. They were originally seen possessing Mina Zarei's medical bag, aiding in her medical work by carrying supplies in their mouth and handing them over as needed. After stitching up Isabel Guerra's wound, Zarei invited the spirit to leave and the bag went limp. According to Hijack, Hitbox also used their ability to possess his Wii to enable him to play games as a spirit.

Hitbox was originally named Toolbox but their name was reconned in chapter 8.

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Ventrilobite[]

Minor Characters Ventrilobite

Chapter 7, Page 32

Introduced in a flashback in Chapter 7, Ventrilobite is one of Mina Zarei's created spirits with the power to control emotions. She appears as having a millipede body with bulging eyes and wind-up teeth, with two ropy whiskers coming from the top of the teeth. When Sockpuppy calls for their "lil sis", Ventrilobite appears with the Ghost Train, controlling its emotions to various states to mess with Sockpuppy. Sockpuppy then pushes Ventrilobite's control off so that they can control the spirit themselves.

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Unknown[]

Doorman's Master[]

Doorman's Master Ch4Pg128

Chapter 4, Page 128

Teehee... Nin, tell our friend that his words are kind, but I do not deserve nor desire the title of "master".
— Doorman's master to Nin (Chapter 5, Page 15)

Doorman has an unnamed master who appears to be heavily associated with white, angel-like wings. They appear while she is the subject of conversation and attached to her speech bubbles, which also have rainbow-colored text and outlines. After being told of her by Doorman, Forge describes her as "an angel of life and beauty, pure and whole".[7] During his confrontation with an possessed Max Puckett, Doorman says that his master "does not fear broken gods" in High Spirit.[8] While speaking with them over the phone, Doorman's master refers to Forge as "[their] second chance".[9]

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Trivia[]

References[]

  1. "so the panel is a little tiny for me to tell but is that johnny w/ blonde hair?"
    "LOL, GOOD EYE, BECAUSE ACTUALLY it was Johnny but then I changed it to another character b/c I realized he would b serious atm"

    Unknown user and Zack Morrison [@paranaturalzack] (20 Jan 2016)
  2. Chapter 5, Page 138
  3. Chapter 4, Page 111
  4. Chapter 8, Page 2
  5. 5.0 5.1 https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-8-page-26
  6. 6.0 6.1 Chapter 5, Page 178
  7. Chapter 4, Page 28
  8. Chapter 3, Page 39
  9. Chapter 5, Page 15

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Other Characters
Peter Puckett · Zoey Puckett · Amy Chen · Damien Day · The Long Dog · Professor Bigfoot · DJ Mothman · Lavish Price
Minor Characters
Mayview Middle School Students: Angry Band Kid · Ball Golem · Chick Magnet Kid · Doors Suck Kid · Fitzgerald ·Serge's Associates · Simmons · The Twins · Webcomics Sports Anime Kid
Mayview Middle School Staff: Cafeteria Staff · The Receptionist · The School Nurse
Baxborough: Sam · Doghouse
Other Humans: Cops · Doctors Burger · Shred Eagle · Stephen's Family
Ghosts: Dojo Ghost · Faculty Ghost
Spirits: General Emerald · Night Lamps · Subterranean Insect Spirit · Toolbox
Unknown: Doorman's Master
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